- Lucas: “I do not regret the things I have done, but those I did not do.”
- Gina: “Well, Sinead O’Rebellion. Shock me, shock me, shock me with that deviant behavior!”
- A.J.: “What’s with you? Yesterday you were normal and today you’re like the Chinese guy from the Karate Kid. What’s with you today?”
- Mark: “We mustn’t dwell… no, not today. We can’t. Not on Rex Manning Day.”
- Joe: “Let me explain it to you. Mitchell’s the man. I’m the idiot. You’re the screw-up. And we’re all losers. Welcome to Music Town.”
- Warren: “Who glued these quarters down?”
A.J.: “I did.”
Warren: “What the hell for, man?”
A.J.: “I don’t feel that I need to explain my art to you, Warren.” - Lucas: “Joe, I think it’s going to be okay.”
Joe: “What makes you think that?”
Lucas: “Who knows where thoughts come from? They just appear.” - Debra: “I went to rock and roll heaven, and I wasn’t on the guest list.”
- Lucas: “In the immortal words of The Doors, ‘The time to hesitate is through.'”
- Eddie: “Can I ask you something? Do you know where Harvard is?”
A.J.: “It’s near Boston.”
Eddie: “No, I mean, do you really know where Harvard is? It’s right here, in your mind.”